IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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