Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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