he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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