Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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