KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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