oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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