The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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