He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Hippo gnu deer
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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