You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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