Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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