Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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