But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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