My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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