yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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