I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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