people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's just like the Real World with babies
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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