a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
