so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she peed on how many people?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I FOUND THE LEGS
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