ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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