Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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