his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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