I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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