The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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