i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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