can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I touched a dick in church today
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Shame - the story of my life.
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