Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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