yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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