We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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