i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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