Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I need a beard to bite.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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