On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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