I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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