I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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