Cold hands, warm shart.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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