I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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