Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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