Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I need water and some morals
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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