i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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