he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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