As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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