did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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