I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
third nipple confirmed
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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