what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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