Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
you made out with another girl for some wings
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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