I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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