I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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