if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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