I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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