Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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