I can tuck mytits in my pants
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Randomize
