She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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